NPR article claims Americans don't read anymore

"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit) 02/09/2016 at 01:56 • Filed to: None

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Dusty Ventures > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 02/09/2016 at 02:02

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TL;DR

TheHondaBro > Dusty Ventures 02/09/2016 at 02:03

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Just wait for the movie.

Conan > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 02/09/2016 at 02:21

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Maybe we ought to change our standardized testing culture... or maybe it is clickbait for people who read.

DrJohannVegas > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 02/09/2016 at 02:31

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The shapes on the screen mean something, but I can’t tell what...

Frank Grimes > TheHondaBro 02/09/2016 at 02:36

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Bill murray as librarian and jim carrey as the dragon. Its a comedy.

That's gonna leave a mark! > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 02/09/2016 at 05:42

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What do they mean Americans don’t red anymore? How do they answer their text messages then? See, they do lot’s of reading. Now if the commie’s invaded and took away everyone’s’ phones, we would degrade back to cave painting everything - which would be hell for the wife’e groceries list.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 02/09/2016 at 06:28

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Is there a short YouTube summary I could watch? Maybe a podcast I could listen to?

Hot Takes Salesman > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 02/09/2016 at 07:16

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TL;DR they can go fuck themselves

TractorPillow > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 02/09/2016 at 08:00

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I remember this one!

RallyWrench > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 02/09/2016 at 13:43

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This was such a great troll, the comments are gold. I hope they do something like it again this year.

wiffleballtony > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 02/09/2016 at 14:12

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Honestly, books are a deprecated medium. Might as well decry that people don’t listen to LPs anymore.

Personally, I don’t read many books for two reasons. The first is that there is so much crap out there, I don’t know where to start. And second the time investment is enormous in comparison to other leisure activities.

NJAnon > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 02/09/2016 at 19:53

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Necro-linking Detroit? really? :P

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > No, I don't thank you for the fish at all 02/10/2016 at 11:15

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So, I did read the comments here before going to read the article (what there was of it)...